Little Known Facts about Me:

I was a world-class swimmer.

I am terrified of spiders, and can’t sleep if one is “at large”.

I lurve coffee. Coffee coffee coffee...

I once dropped a steak knife which poked right into my foot and necessitated a trip to the emergency room.

I love birds and cats. But I can’t have both, for obvious reasons.

I hate liver, and have been known to both toss it under radiators and stuff it into an envelope to send to the poor starving children in China.

When I was little, I would sit inside a bush and sing “I’m a lonely little petunia in an onion patch”.

I hate monkeys wearing clothes, and monkeys that talk. I especially hate monkeys that do both.

I have claustrophobia. And motion sickness. Blech!

I thought the expression “Dog eat dog” was “doggie dog” and “guerillas” were “gorillas”. Oh, and “Euthanasia” was “Youth in Asia”.

I am both naïve and a klutz.

I make up weird names for things such as: a big tub of popcorn is a Popcorn Prairie Dog.

I am the middle child in a family of eight children.

I love SEEING things! I can see the same thing a million times, and can always see the wonder in it as if it were the first time. I call it “making my eyes happy”

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